Elijah Paul

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Over the last few days London has experienced some of the worst rioting, looting, and violence that I’ve seen in my (short) lifetime. The majorty of which seems to have been perpetrated by a very specific age group. Youths. Ranging from those as young as 10 to those in their late 20s ( in some cases older ).

Motivation for, and the propagation of these riots is a much more complex matter than I’m prepared (or qualified) to cover here. Suffice to say that I believe it partly stems from multiple failings in many parts of society and government which has effectively bred a generation of youth that are misguided, disaffected, disengaged, apathetic, and suffering from disillusionment along with low self-esteem. This obviously does not excuse the atrocious behaviour of these rioters over the past 4 days, which has claimed livelihoods as well as lives.

One story that has received agency wide coverage is that Social Media networks were to blame, or were largely responsible for fuelling the riots by facilitating these groups of rioting youths with the means to organize themselves in creating this mayhem and destruction.  Networks such as Twitter and BBM ( Blackberry Messenger ) bared the brunt of responsibility as the main ‘tools’ utilized. BBM in particular being described as a ‘shadow network’ by some news agencies!

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Saw this via a tweet link. Unfortunately the posting has since expired on craigslist. Far too good to be lost to expiration!

Is your website fucked up? (Web Hell)


Date: 2010-12-09, 12:39PM PST
Reply to: serv-ghcmp-2104208821@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


I help folks de-fuck their websites. Some of the fucked up shit people ask/beg/pray for me to help them with includes:

# Dealing with their fucked up commerce shit that doesn’t work and never has, damn it

# Getting the fuck rid of that hideous fucking design your cousin’s neighbor did five fucking years ago

# Adding tools so you can manage all of the fucking content that has built up over the years

# Adding a fucking blog or a god-damn photo gallery or even a fucking christ-forsaken “contact us” form

# Moving sites to a new server that isn’t so fucking slow

# Getting people the fuck off of those bullshit Microsoft products

# Improving weak-as-shit search engine performance

# Fixing the gaping huge fucking security holes that let those fucking hacker fucks steal your shit

# Building complex data-driven websites that actually work worth a fucking damn

If it’s fucked, I can help you de-fuck it. 15 years experience with all kinds of commerce, content management and CRM systems and all types and manners of fucked up shit. I do Drupal, Ubercart, CiviCRM, php, perl, css, xhtml, apache, linux, Joomla, Word Press, Movable Type, Zen Cart…and that’s just the tip of the fucking iceberg. I even fucking live on Capitol Hill.

I’m not the cheapest guy out there, but chances are I can de-fuck your shit pretty quickly. And remember: The #1 leading cause of a fucked up website is that it was built by some fucking idiot who had no idea how to make anything fucking work. Remember that guy? He was cheap, and his shit didn’t work. So, fuck that fuck. Drop me a line and let’s start de-fucking your fucked up shit today! Or just pick up the fucking phone and call 206 445 4925 and we’ll talk shit.

Fuck yeah we will.

Peace, bitches.

PS: No, this is not a fucking joke. Yes, I am a real fucking person. Send a fucking email to michael@superpod.com for fuck’s sake and tell me about your fucked up technology problems.

  • Location: Web Hell
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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